The Voices In My Head... lol

[OttoMan]

I simply do what they voices in my wife’s head tell her to tell me to do!

Hahaha… That’s a classic one. Love it.

 

[41mag]

I saw a car once, it had two bumper stickers. One said: three of my four personalities don't like you. And on the other side said: sometimes I wrestle my inner demons and sometimes we just cuddle. My favorite one is: one out of four people in the United States is mentally disturbed, if you're with three friends and they seem normal... It's you.

The best one i think i ever saw was the one that says :
“Of all the things Ive lost, I miss my mind the most”

 

[basstracker89]

LOL...

 

[Redneck1919]

One of the voices in my head sings pretty good until he tries to use my vocal chords.

 

[charlie hotel lima]

If you have bad hearing, just smile and nod your head.

 

[fattboyzz]

I'm beginning to worry. Since my wife passed away I catch myself answering out loud, hopefully I won't do it in public.

I answer people in the store that do that ...lol

 

[Blue bio balls]

I'm beginning to worry. Since my wife passed away I catch myself answering out loud, hopefully I won't do it in public.

sorry for your loss

 

[THREEJAYS]

Im glad I’m hard of hearing

 

[Blue bio balls]

they won't stop..

 

[BDR1]

I have 3 voices that I hear in my head( true story) one is a duck( sounds like Donald Duck) one is a an old man, the other is a mean ass redneck that don’t won’t me to be around anybody unless I’m going to make them fight with me..
The duck and red neck are my best friends