The Official dumb things you've seen in listings thread

[Kahrnut]

Posting "nice"..."sweet" in 20 ads a day to get post count up for giveaway day.

 

[jaf1]

Posting "nice"..."sweet" in 20 ads a day to get post count up for giveaway day.

Sweet.

 

[RevCov]

Nice!

 

[RevCov]

Smart aleck responses to genuine comments.

 

[Rabbit2047]

Posting "nice"..."sweet" in 20 ads a day to get post count up for giveaway day.

Brilliant

 

[enfieldguy]

"Hi, would you take only half of what you're asking, and while you're at it, bring it to me? I only live three hours from you. Four and a half if there's traffic."

 

[palmettomoon]

"Hi, would you take only half of what you're asking, and while you're at it, bring it to me? I only live three hours from you. Four and a half if there's traffic. Oh, and if you have a hot wife/sister/daughter bring her too so I can **** her while we negotiate the lowball price further down."

ftfy

 

[fattboyzz]

$250 per 1k on 9mm range ammo

 

[enfieldguy]

ftfy

Right. I did forget that part.

 

[jeepnuts]

Posting "nice"..."sweet" in 20 ads a day to get post count up for giveaway day.

Speaking of post count, Here’s the pot calling the kettle black. haha.