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The Cowboy and the Cougar

Bubbado52

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The Hen that laid the Golden Legos
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A couger went into a bar in Austin Tx and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table, he had the biggest boots she had ever seen.
The older lady asked the man " is it true what they say that men with big feet are well endowed?".
The man grinned and said..
"Sure is little lady why don't you come to my apartment and let me prove it to you?".
The lady considered she might never get an offer like this again and was curious to find out for herself so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him $100 bill.blushing he said
"Well thank you I'm really flattered...no one has ever paid me for my 'services 'before!".
"Don't be flattered "she replied" Take the money and buy yourself boots that fit "
 
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