Talk about a crappy day

[TREYM]

First I can't eat nothing all day now I am sitting waiting for this prep crap to take effect. Can wait for the next step. I will spare you the details. Then tomorrow I get violated. You think anybody has ever shown up with assless chaps, a ball gag and tell them you like it rough. Thanks for listening.

 

[Grdbreaker]

#DRUGZRBAD

 

[the_great_white]

 

[GeauxLSU]

Been there done that. The hardest part is already over.

 

[Bubbado52]

Beats the alternative.

First time I experienced the violation the doctor walked in the room and said roll over so we can get started. I replied that at that point he had two choices. Knock me out or take a ass whoopin. He knocked me out and had his way with me.

 

[Kahrnut]

Have somebody write "BE GENTLE" on your buttcheeks.

 

[GeauxLSU]

And a good time to repost this since OP should have plenty of "reading time" coming up.
https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html

 

[TheGman]

 

[Smiley]

Porn stars have it rough, first starting out...

 

[TREYM]

It's my 2nd. Dad had colon cancer so I started early. I am sure it is better the 2nd time around. Only 32 more ozs of blue goodness left. I could use a cheeseburger about now.