Should Actually Take Condiments From Package First . . .

[Redneck1919]

Drunk hamburger eating maybe?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-thought-she-had-crohns-123000509.html

 

[MacTavish]

The tartar sauce packets, while kinda chewy, really do make tilapia taste like real fish.

 

[BIKER13]

and always take the plastic dividers off the cheese slices,I know your moms use to do it for you but you have to learn to fend for yourself now

 

[GeauxLSU]

I generally eat fast, and I've been hungry. But I've never eaten that fast or been that hungry.

 

[RiverBend]

 

[aFarewellToKings]

and always take the plastic dividers off the cheese slices,I know your moms use to do it for you but you have to learn to fend for yourself now

If your cheese sandwich seems to be lacking in flavor, this may be your problem.

 

[Gimmebackmybullets]

Must have been the first time she smoked weed.

 

[palmettomoon]

I've been drunk....real drunk.....and even gotten a late night gut bomb while drunk......

But I ain't ever been that drunk.

 

[staggerwing42]

I guess she liked the sensation of it hitting the back of her throat when she bit into it and instinctively swollowed

 

[Macvan]

Maybe she was like the really really fat chick who had a Skin infection and it turned out to be a chicken bone stuck in her side