S--T is about to get real folks!

[Dundee]

One day at home with the wife an it's already kicked off. My pup's gone into her first heat, so I got some special raw food meat organ bone frozen fresh snacks to supplement her normal diet. She was a bit sad so I'm giving her a pat an my wife comes in screaming "my god, you've got the dog special food in the freezer an you're giving her a cuddle, you don't look after me this good you can't..." all just faded out after that, her mouth kept moving, but i got distracted thinking about if this loud noise was going to worry the dog, an is she alright. Poor thing. She needs another raw snack. Great, an you're telling me both of my insanely active children are going to be added to this mix. Awesome. I ran my ass down to Costco today. Panic-ing. Bought scotch.

 

[HERMET]

It's all fun and games 'til they cancel The Masters....

I was disappointed that I didn't get a pass this year, as it turns out I would have been more upset had I gotten it and then they canceled the tournament.

 

[WallsGa]

I was disappointed that I didn't get a pass this year, as it turns out I would have been more upset I had gotten it and then they canceled the tournament.

As it turns out i may have a few 4 day passes for sale...cheap!

 

[The Old Jaybird]

They may have the Masters, but I'm betting they won't have the Patrons.

Just like NASCAR.

 

[shotgunman]

 

[TheGman]

Modex? Me too. No hand shakes, lots of hand sanitizer.

Yes sir MODEX

 

[Bypass]

We do need to keep level heads and not panic. But you decide to title your post:
S--T is about to get real folks!

Nice.

PSYOP

 

[chucklenut]

this public service announcement brought to you by the word panic

 

[batoncolle]

The "Air High Five" will make a comeback!

 

[Horsehat]

Exact same message we got here in Cherokee Co. My kids are ecstatic.