Reaction to Home Invasion

[bilgerat]

A friend of mine in Kentucky has 2 German shepherds, one is named Smith and the other is Wesson...
no joke, its the truth

 

[richs]

I friend of mines truck was broken into at his home along with his neighbor's vehicles. I asked if he called the cops and said it wouldn't do any good so why bother.
I told him if I caught somebody breaking in to my home I wouldn't call the cops either I'd call him. He said "why in the world would you call me?".... I told him it's because he's the only person I know who owns a backhoe.

Friends help you move, GOOD friends help you move bodies...

 

[HERMET]

that's like the 3S club: shotgun, shovel, shutup

There was a game show on last night and one of the questions was "Things you keep in your trunk for emergencies" I was genuinely surprised that a shovel wasn't on the list.

 

[Dolfan1972]

Friends help you move, GOOD friends help you move bodies...

Absolutely right.. Good friends always have the shovel..

 

[fattboyzz]

coyotes are hungry 24/7

 

[ItBeMe]

This is all I need.

 

[TresMonos]

10 years old Dad gifted me a .22 caliber S&W pellet gun. At 14 he gave me a target .22lr. Started shooting youth competition. Continued now for 40 years.....so I consider myself a good shot.....so please .... break into my house!!!

FTFY

 

[gh1950]

Friends help you move, GOOD friends help you move bodies...

Local real Italian from NY City told me that first time I heard it - pretty sure he knew what he was talking about.

 

[Bandwidth]

ODT, where every ten year old meme gets it's own thread.

 

[HERMET]

Speaking of trunks...