Protecting your house SHTF

[41mag]

Warning sign:
Pit bull w/ AIDS works pretty good

“Crotch biting” pit bull with AIDS !

 

[The Skulls]

One of these signs

 

[ItBeMe]

I guess you live in Alanna or Macon

 

[wozeyjales]

What am I leaving out?

Looks like you and E1 else have forgotten
the tried & true first line of defense.............
Ye Olde Alligator Infested Moat

 

[OttoMan]

Here is a MAP of what exactly you all need for the next zombie apocalypse that is on the horizon:

 

[cwcw]

Sprinkler system squirting gas is an idea, but that could kill my poison Ivey if we lived thru it getting ignited. Midgets on the roof with blow guns shooting poison darts is an idea

 

[BIKER13]

a moat its always the moat

 

[ditchdigger1]

I would go with Roof Top Asians. They are bad dudes just like Corn Pop.

 

[OttoMan]

Seating on top of your house chimney it is not a good choice to use as a shooting tower. lol

 

[Bulldog Man]

I am just going to hide under the bed till they leave