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Pretty dang close to the way the Army did me…..

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I’ve been around the world
I‘ve sailed the seven seas
From the jungles of the Philippines
To the shores of Tripoli
But I never will be happy
And I never will be free
Until I **** the Navy
Like the Navy ****ed me.

An old ditty from when I was in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😛
 
So I'm fixing to go to Sweden and we have bets going that our plane to "Sweden" is going to somehow land in Ukraine and they are going to say SURPRISE!!!
I was on my way to Iraq and we landed in Prague because plane issues. I got drunk drank absinthe and got laid by a girl in a bachelorette party. Was a nice happenstance. LOL.
 
Hard to beat Olongapo: close your eyes and imagine 300 incoming LBFM's-PBR
Fixed it. When I reenlisted I was stationed in Mayport FL. I told them I wouldn'dt re-up unless I got west coast orders. I wanted to do a West Pac cruise and see Asia. I got orders to Hawaii and $8k bonus. Got to spend quite a bit of time in Olongapo. Craziest New Years ever spent there.
 
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