From years ago, one of my first long winded posts....in a "Fer Sell" ad:
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In a time before it was counted as such, in a place filled with sulfur and flame and torment, the minions of Beelzebub began to harvest and store the souls of all manner of pedophiles, child molesters, matricides, patricides, and welfare cheats. Only a few short years ago, they most foul and faithful servants of the Fallen One seeking to curry Fauvel, prepared for him a great feast of these wretched and most damned of souls.
The Devil sat pleased and consumed these screaming demons with a furious relish and when at last sated patted his enormous belly and smoked a fine Romeo y Julieta. Shortly thereafter, a tremor set through the bowels of the Great Betrayer and he urgently responded to the call of nature retiring to the throne of thrones. Upon completion of his dastardly deed he stood and gazed admiringly upon his creation and saw with his eyes a thing of evil beauty incarnate.
Satan, ever desirous of tempting man to blaspheme and sin, drank his fill from the lake of fire and breathed into the odiferous mass of excrement and cried, “Take the form of a man and LIVE! I command you ascend to the world of men and to LIVE and work amongst them. You are to study and become an accountant, you are to seek employment with ATK and finally you are to convince the management of that company to fill the primer pockets of America’s favorite cartridge with small pistol primers!”
And that’s how we came to have small primer pocket 45 ACP cases.
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In a time before it was counted as such, in a place filled with sulfur and flame and torment, the minions of Beelzebub began to harvest and store the souls of all manner of pedophiles, child molesters, matricides, patricides, and welfare cheats. Only a few short years ago, they most foul and faithful servants of the Fallen One seeking to curry Fauvel, prepared for him a great feast of these wretched and most damned of souls.
The Devil sat pleased and consumed these screaming demons with a furious relish and when at last sated patted his enormous belly and smoked a fine Romeo y Julieta. Shortly thereafter, a tremor set through the bowels of the Great Betrayer and he urgently responded to the call of nature retiring to the throne of thrones. Upon completion of his dastardly deed he stood and gazed admiringly upon his creation and saw with his eyes a thing of evil beauty incarnate.
Satan, ever desirous of tempting man to blaspheme and sin, drank his fill from the lake of fire and breathed into the odiferous mass of excrement and cried, “Take the form of a man and LIVE! I command you ascend to the world of men and to LIVE and work amongst them. You are to study and become an accountant, you are to seek employment with ATK and finally you are to convince the management of that company to fill the primer pockets of America’s favorite cartridge with small pistol primers!”
And that’s how we came to have small primer pocket 45 ACP cases.
