Not so tender on Tinder

[streetroc]

"The victim told officers the two had met on Tinder. They agreed to go to her apartment where she took her clothes off and performed oral sex on him before using duct to bind the victim’s wrists and ankles together. The victim said he "found it odd, but consented to it," according to the affidavit."


I mean bro.... seriously?

 

[wolfmanrogers]

When I think it would suck to be back in the single game again, this stuff cements it.

Colorado woman tied up Tinder date then stabbed, choked, and threatened to kill him, police say

A Colorado woman brought home a Tinder date to her apartment where she proceeded to tie him up, choke him, and threaten to kill him, police say.

www.foxnews.com

For every one of these you see, there are a lot that go MUCH better!

 

[whiskerz]

He should have waited until the second date to complain.

 

[rOmiLaYu]

At some point, Dooley got out a kitchen knife and demanded the victim go to the bedroom – at which point he no longer consented to stay at her apartment.

Understatement of the year, here. ^

 

[testdepth]

Funniest statement:

Then At some point, Dooley got out a kitchen knife and demanded the victim go to the bedroom – at which point he no longer consented to stay at her apartment. BWAHAHAH no ****! He is bound with duct tape and then figures it out. That's funny!

 

[JDUB]