My grand daughter asked me, how do you know when your country.

[ole ed]

I thought about it a minute and told her. " if you've fed of petted anything we had for breakfast, you're probably country." What do y'all think?

 

[Eggmanmja01]

I thought it was when 10 people could combine for a full set of teef!

 

[MrJim]

You just know

 

[UptaCamp]

You're probably country if you know a dude named after an inanimate object. I.e. Spoon, Cornbread, Diamond, Train, Pork Chop, Cucumber, etc.

 

[Allsmiles]

If you know what chiggers are and can tell good snake from bad.

 

[RiverBend]

your cornbread ain't got no sugar in it
the sight of starbucks signs/stores piss you off
prepping is an inherited trait
you eat what you catch or kill

 

[Cadcom]

If you can look around town and see a lot of hot women, then you are probably country. If all you see are gender neutral heifers in rainbow sweaters, then you prob ain't.

 

[ridin42]

If you can look around town and see a lot of hot women, then you are probably country. If all you see are gender neutral heifers in raibow sweaters, then you prob ain't.

IM ROLLIN RIGHT NOW

 

[Petro_58]

You're probably country if you know a dude named after an inanimate object. I.e. Spoon, Cornbread, Diamond, Train, Pork Chop, Cucumber, etc.

I know hood rats named like that!

 

[Petro_58]