My God am I getting old....
- Thread starter The Old Jaybird
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Caution: If you heard 20 minutes of moaning
from my bedroom that was just me trying to
put on my socks.
from my bedroom that was just me trying to
put on my socks.
My wife is younger than me. She has 370z convertible. One day we stopped somewhere and she told me to be quiet getting out that I was ruining the cool factor. I can fall into it. Not so much getting out.
Age is only a number. I just need a calculator to figure out mine.
Caution if you hear 20 min of moaning it’s me banging a milf cause her husband is too old to
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Getting old is a blessing as long as you stay reasonably healthy. I've known so many that have not had the pleasure.
Wait!!! WTF?!?!?! I'm wearing a mask and social distancing!!!! You mean I'm still gonna die?!?!?!
You know you're getting old when you're registering for something online, and you have to enter your year of birth, but instead of letting you just type the numbers, it makes you scroll down to find your year,
and you have to spin those numbers on that b***h like you're on Wheel of Fortune.
and you have to spin those numbers on that b***h like you're on Wheel of Fortune.
I hate that. I call myself a five pager. Have to page down five times to get to the 60s.
Pm for help wanted.
