Moonshine got me in trouble

[dwilson42]

Bahahaha
So I just told the wife while rubbing her leg we need to start working out
...... shes not happy
and then what did I do next?????
she asked what did I mean I said nothing......
she threatened me with the couch
and the moonshine said tell her I want the bed
I said honey ur getting cankles bahahaha
and.....
couch anyway

 

[GreenPanther]

You're the boss. Have fun on the couch if that is where you want to spend your time.

 

[dwilson42]

nah first time in a few years just let it catch up to me haha
Its my birthday **** it

 

[the_great_white]

 

[7pt62THOR]

This ^ x2. Pretty dang funny!

 

[BackWoods]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't! you ain't gettin' none for a minute...that's Fo Sho!

 

[FbodTrek]

Bah, it's a wife, when AREN'T they cutting you off? At least on teh couch she won't rob the covers.

 

[jcountry]

You will be lucky to claim the couch.

I think mine would have kicked me out to the ****ing ditch at the mention of "cankles." To a woman-that is a serious, hardcore, dirty word. I don't think a female on the planet find humor in that word.

 

[sinac84]

lol.

 

[ArmedinAtlanta]

Cankle pics or it didn't happen.