Lost iPhone

[BHPSteel]

Have the police check out the Pontiac Aztec.

No need for the number on the license plate. There's only one in the whole of GA.

[Speaking of which, on its last 2 years of production, just over 400 were sold. I have to believe there were a lot of them sitting in a parking lot somewhere, rusting]

 

[Braxton1]

I have to believe there were a lot of them sitting in a parking lot somewhere, rusting]

Yeah, Ammonia fumes and aerosolized Meth crystals are hell on a paint job....

 

[Bulldog Man]

This could turn in to some Quality entertainment

 

[Gingerbeard Man]

I think I saw your perp behind a Waffle House in Savannah servicing one of the cooks as I was passing through at 3am.

 

[shootsacanon]

Apparently you’ve never heard of “Finders Keepers.”

No matter whose it was before it hit the road, once it hits the road, it goes to the first person with 4 bills who yells “dibs!”

 

[testdepth]

Lost my iPhone 14 down in Kingsland while on business. I was backtracking in the area of HWY40 where I had heard a bump on my roof earlier in the day. I didn’t think about the noise until I found out my phone was gone. Anyhow, there was guy in the road, but when I stopped to see if he was picking up my phone he ran back to his Pontiac Aztec and took off. I quickly looked around and didn’t see my phone, but did see a small pile of glass. I wasn’t sure what to do, so I followed him until I lost him in a local trailer park. He abandoned his Asstec and ducked into the woods near a pink and green single wide. The haze of meth and cigarette smoke concealed him as he ran. He was wearing a tye-dye Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt, cut off blue jeans at his knees, and had long thin hair. He looked like a skeleton too. Super skinny and pale. He ran like the wind though.

People suck. Oh well. I hope it got ran over and is useless. I’m gonna lock it too. Anyone else recommend anything I can do to stop Ol’ Methasaurus-Rex from using my phone. Call the cops maybe? Thanks

Okay what are the odds this would happen? Kinda creepy and let me see if I can get ahold of Fugga. Just PM'd him. By the way none of us own that fugly looking Aztec car. If it's yours I got it and you can have it back but it looks like its been run over by a dozer. Mr. Fugga was fuggan with everyone and didn't lose a phone.

 

[Mr. Goodbar]

This is in stupid stuff

 

[Just1more]

Okay what are the odds this would happen? Kinda creepy and let me see if I can get ahold of Fugga. Just PM'd him. By the way none of us own that fugly looking Aztec car. If it's yours I got it and you can have it back but it looks like its been run over by a dozer.

 

[BIKER13]

keep calling the number they will answer at some point.Ta dah

 

[Moe_Fugga]

Okay what are the odds this would happen? Kinda creepy and let me see if I can get ahold of Fugga. Just PM'd him. By the way none of us own that fugly looking Aztec car. If it's yours I got it and you can have it back but it looks like its been run over by a dozer.

I replied to you. I am joking. Your thread got too much wacky attention that someone was obligated to make this thread.