Little Johnny at the Vatican
One day, after working very hard in school, little johnnys teacher, Mrs. Rottencrotch decided to reward the class by taking them to visit the vatican city, Johnnys lifelong dream. When they got there, Little Johnny and his classmates wandered around, admiring the cathedral. As it came time for the class to leave, Mrs. Rottencrotch noticed Little Johnny standing in the corner, visibly upset. She walked over to him and asked whats was troubling him. "Well, I really wanted to get my picture taken with the pope" he said. Mrs. Rottencrotch apologized saying that it was time for them to go, to which Little Johnny threw his camera in anger. As they turned to leave the vatican, Mrs Rottencrotch and Little Johnny were shocked to see the Pope, in the flesh, at the far end of the hall. Mrs. Rottencrotch gave Little Johnny a nufge and said " go say hi johnny." Little Johnny walked slowly to the pope, still in awe. Mrs. Rottencrotch stood back, smiling as the pope made the sign of the cross in front of Little Johnny. When he finished, Little Johnny walked back to Mrs. Rottencrotch, bawling his eyes out. Mrs. Rottencrotch ran up to little johnny and asked what was wrong. "We came all the way to the Vatican, I wait all day to meet the Pope, and all he had to say was ' listen you little s**t, pick up that camera, take that c*nt teacher, and GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!!!"
One day, after working very hard in school, little johnnys teacher, Mrs. Rottencrotch decided to reward the class by taking them to visit the vatican city, Johnnys lifelong dream. When they got there, Little Johnny and his classmates wandered around, admiring the cathedral. As it came time for the class to leave, Mrs. Rottencrotch noticed Little Johnny standing in the corner, visibly upset. She walked over to him and asked whats was troubling him. "Well, I really wanted to get my picture taken with the pope" he said. Mrs. Rottencrotch apologized saying that it was time for them to go, to which Little Johnny threw his camera in anger. As they turned to leave the vatican, Mrs Rottencrotch and Little Johnny were shocked to see the Pope, in the flesh, at the far end of the hall. Mrs. Rottencrotch gave Little Johnny a nufge and said " go say hi johnny." Little Johnny walked slowly to the pope, still in awe. Mrs. Rottencrotch stood back, smiling as the pope made the sign of the cross in front of Little Johnny. When he finished, Little Johnny walked back to Mrs. Rottencrotch, bawling his eyes out. Mrs. Rottencrotch ran up to little johnny and asked what was wrong. "We came all the way to the Vatican, I wait all day to meet the Pope, and all he had to say was ' listen you little s**t, pick up that camera, take that c*nt teacher, and GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!!!"