List something you think no one knows. I will go first

[SKEETER25]

Sloths don't fart.

Neither do single women...

 

[Quigley Down Yunder]

Why’s???

Do we drive on parkways and park on driveways…

Do we live in apartments, shouldn’t they be togetherments?

Do we go to bed wide awake and wake up foggy brained…

 

[Boogar Presley]

2. Horses can't vomit.

Not true, watched my ex wife vomit after trying to swallow

Sloths don't fart.

Farting and stuffing her fat pie hole were the only things she could do competently

 

[SKEETER25]

For the old Millwrights, (yeah you youngsters, it's a tradesman title); 'Bar sag is always negative'.

 

[Gixxer]

If you're buying it's a seller's market, but if you're selling it's a buyer's market.

At least, that's how it always goes for me.....

 

[bilgerat]

You’re 13.8% more likely to die on your birthday than any other date on the calendar.

 

[golfer]

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I feel sorry for wombats

 

[1WeeMan]

The most asked question in the history of the world;
”When did I eat corn?”

 

[Dave550]

How a yield sign works. And what to do at a flashing yellow/red light when something happens at an intersection.

 

[WallsGa]

Bud Light tastes like ****.