Today be my baby girl’s 18th birthday. I be so glad dat this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year.....all dem payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, “Baby girl – I want you to take dis check over to yo Momma’s house and tell her this be the last check she ever be getting’ from me. Den I want you to come back and tell me the ‘spression on yo Momma’s face.”
So...my baby girl take the check over to her Momma. I be real anxious to hear what she say, and ‘bout the ‘spression on her Momma's face. Baby girl came back and walk through the door. I say, “Now what yo Momma say ‘bout dat, and what did her "supression' look like?”
Baby girl says, “She say to tell you dat ‘you ain’t my daddy’.....and watch the ‘spression on YO face!”
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, “Baby girl – I want you to take dis check over to yo Momma’s house and tell her this be the last check she ever be getting’ from me. Den I want you to come back and tell me the ‘spression on yo Momma’s face.”
So...my baby girl take the check over to her Momma. I be real anxious to hear what she say, and ‘bout the ‘spression on her Momma's face. Baby girl came back and walk through the door. I say, “Now what yo Momma say ‘bout dat, and what did her "supression' look like?”
Baby girl says, “She say to tell you dat ‘you ain’t my daddy’.....and watch the ‘spression on YO face!”
LOL ONLY A MAMA KNOWS ! THE WOMEN ALWAYS GETS LAST WORD IN AND IN THIS CASE THE LAST LAUGH!
