Leaving on a jet plane..........

[Dingo]

.......sing along if you wish......
Well sitting in the flight lounge heading for Merry England, very happy after a drink or two and then I saw the mechanic checking out the plane drinking coffee......

.....sheeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StuP]

Where in England are you going ?

 

[heystranger]

HMMM . LOL.

 

[HERMET]

Have a safe flight and let us know if you get there.

 

[Dingo]

Where in England are you going ?

London then France and Germany, I’ll keep a travelogue coming.

 

[Dingo]

Have a safe flight and let us know if you get there.

If????.......are there peaceful people on the flight??????

 

[HERMET]

Sniff around and see if anybody smells like goat ****.

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

That coffee mug reminds me of a funny story:

a police officer is investigating the scene of a fatal crash involving a decapitation.
The cop finds the victim’s severed head in the space in between the eastbound and westbound lanes of the highway. He begins to write in his report “Driver #1 head found in .... meedeean.”

Seeing he spelled “median” wrong, he crosses that word out and tries again:

“Meadian”.

Nope, he thinks to himself. It’s still not right.

“Driver #1 head found in meediann.”

He quickly scribbles-out that one, too.

The officer looks around, and seeing that he is unobserved at the moment, gives that victim’s head a vicious kick that sends it rolling across the highway and into the ditch alongside the shoulder of the road.

“VICTIM #1 HEAD FOUND IN DITCH. D-I-T-C-H.”

 

[joewilly]

London then France and Germany, I’ll keep a travelogue coming.

Keep us posted. I did a fly in to Scotland,and then traveled to London, France, Switzerland and Germany years ago. Great trip. Enjoy.

 

[MuleShoe]

God bless and have a safe flight!