I'm a faithfull follower of Brother John Burch"You may not know it but this man is a spy
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the ODT!"
I bet you he's even got a commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage"
"He's a snake in the grass, I tell you guys
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church
And I ain't even got a garage you can call home and ask my wife