Irish Humor

[Nedro]

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the pub one night. His car is weaving all over the road.
A cop pulls him over and say "where have you been"
"Why I have been to the pub of course" slurs the Irishman
"Well it looks like you have had quite a lot to drink. Did you know that a few intersections back your wife fell out of you car"
"Oh thank heavens" sighs the Irishman
"For a minute there I thought I'd gone deaf"

 

[renagadeinjun]

Aie, tis a good Irish to'ast fer you fellers;
This go's out to the lady in the shiny black boots..
the one that smoke's me stuff and dinks me booze
she no virgin but that's no sin ...............
she still has the box the cherry came in ...........
yes my Lass knows this well, an all that don't toast her can go strait to -----