If you could fight any mythical creatrue

[mkdhotrod]

Word.

He said mythical, not unobserved!

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Chuck Norris. I think his mythical powers are exaggerated to the point of sarcasm. I'm pretty sure I could whip his ass.

The power of a Dodge truck with a V8 hemi engine are often exaggerated too, but I wouldn't hop in my Isuzu Rodeo and challenge the Dodge to a tug-of-war with a chain across the mud hole.

Chuck Norris was the top karate champion of the world in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
He did plenty of public demonstrations of his skills outside of the ring. He learned and taught street fighting, too. Not just fighting according to the rules of a game.

I'm pretty sure that even if his mythical powers are a bunch of lies, his REAL skills would leave you knocked the fugg out in about 3 seconds, without you landing a single blow with any real force. That's assuming that he still keeps up his skills. From his TV commercials for that home gym equipment, it looks like he still works out.

 

[Cobalt 60]

The power of a Dodge truck with a V8 hemi engine are often exaggerated too, but I wouldn't hop in my Isuzu Rodeo and challenge the Dodge to a tug-of-war with a chain across the mud hole.

Chuck Norris was the top karate champion of the world in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
He did plenty of public demonstrations of his skills outside of the ring. He learned and taught street fighting, too. Not just fighting according to the rules of a game.

I'm pretty sure that even if his mythical powers are a bunch of lies, his REAL skills would leave you knocked the fugg out in about 3 seconds, without you landing a single blow with any real force.

A lot of people don't realize that Chuck is the real deal, not just a movie martial artist.

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

I want to fight a unicorn, so I can have its head mounted by my door, giving me a place to hang my hat and coat.

 

[Cobalt 60]

I want to fight a unicorn, so I can have its head mounted by my door, giving me a place to hang my hat or coat.

FIFY

 

[sparked1]

Yup. I'd fight her with my Nikon.

 

[Azznik]

For a bad ass fight...a werewolf

For fun...kick the crap out of a Leprechaun and I'm taking his damn lucky charms afterwards

 

[T. May]

The Honest Politician

 

[bobbylee]

I want to fight a unicorn, so I can have its head mounted by my door, giving me a place to hang my hat and coat.

I could punch a unicorn in the face if that counts.

 

[bobbylee]

F--- you, unicorns!