I hate monkeys

[fuelman1]

The monkeys would dumpster dive at NAS Cubi Point in the Philippines. You had to be careful when you slung a trash bag in there. An angry monkey was likely to pop out. We were in Malaysia and went to a state park. There were tons of monkeys and locals selling bananas. The little a-holes would run up and snatch the whole bunch you had just bought. I had the alpha charge me when I was mocking him as he walked along. He moved pretty fast. I moved faster. I pictured a pissed off monkey eating my face. I learned not to mock the biggest one in a group.

 

[geezer]

The monkeys would dumpster dive at NAS Cubi Point in the Philippines. You had to be careful when you slung a trash bag in there. An angry monkey was likely to pop out. We were in Malaysia and went to a state park. There were tons of monkeys and locals selling bananas. The little a-holes would run up and snatch the whole bunch you had just bought. I had the alpha charge me when I was mocking him as he walked along. He moved pretty fast. I moved faster. I pictured a pissed off monkey eating my face. I learned not to mock the biggest one in a group.

Those little Bastards.

 

[BillsCamino]

 

[HERMET]

My love of animals doesn't extend to monkeys. Nasty foul creatures. A kid I went to school with had a pet spider monkey. Mean and dangerous. I can't believe anyone would even want to own one except to practice hiting a fast moving target.

 

[geezer]

You know Michael Jackson got rid of that chimp he had about the same time his nose fell off…2+2…

 

[GeauxLSU]

As a kid I always thought Golden Lion Tamarins were the coolest looking little things. Probably still eat your face off given the chance.
Up side is probably only takes 3 for a decent sized gumbo.

 

[STI]

 

[Targetmaster]

Y'all best watch out. That one mod who thinks he can read minds will be along directly.

If he could read mine he'd go into a cardiac arrest

 

[HERMET]

Got to have the music or it doesn't work.

 

[basstracker89]

LOL, that's pretty good.....