How to know when it's cold outside ...

[OttoMan]

 

[wozeyjales]

brrrrrrrr
A. When neighbor's rooftop across the street.
Is frosted over, it's cold outside.
B. When the outdoor cat wants to stay in,
it's cold outside.....or will be by mornin'

 

[Rougarou]

Well crap I thought it would be about headlights on.

 

[Truck123]

When you see a politician with their hands in their own pockets

 

[Rougarou]

Well crap I thought it would be about headlights on.

And double crap no witches, no brass bra's and no shriveled up carrots WOW I am disappointed.

 

[ole ed]

It's cold when you are outside and hear a strange sound and it's a bird in a tree frozen between notes

 

[ole ed]

You know when it's cold when you come back in from walking the dog and your wife's butt feels warm.

 

[Marietta tony]

Makes a man proud to have them. Need any glass cut?

 

[basstracker89]

The kind of cold we've been having feels like it's going to snow......I knew we were in for a cold winter the way I've been eating......

 

[THREEJAYS]

That’s really funny and the truth