Honey Pot!

[WildMan]

If you get more than you can eat.. I like wild pork

Mmm. Pork belly.

That gave me a flashback to my 20s in the bar scene

Nobody ever says "Like banging a fat chick" when you're riding a moped

I still hear about the time I "banged the fat chick", from 20 years ago lol.

Time of my life I'll tell you what. At least one of us got laid!

 

[Nonliberal]

Mmm. Pork belly.





I still hear about the time I "banged the fat chick", from 20 years ago lol.

Time of my life I'll tell you what. At least one of us got laid!

I ****ed more fat chicks than diabetes
Got a tattoo to commemorate the times

 

[mfoster]

I think I would be using an AR , get off lots of shots

About 3 if you lucky they will haul ass after 1st shot

 

[WildMan]

I ****ed more fat chicks than diabetes
Got a tattoo to commemorate the times

LOL!

Fat chicks happen. Honestly the older I get the more I realise I could have been less picky!

 

[WildMan]

I ****ed more fat chicks than diabetes
Got a tattoo to commemorate the times

Was the tattoo similar to this one?

 

[Nonliberal]

LOL!

Fat chicks happen. Honestly the older I get the more I realise I could have been less picky!

Never was a fan of words like "picky" and "standards".
There's also a handful of hot chicks out there that tell stories about this time they ****ed a fat guy.......

 

[Nonliberal]

Was the tattoo similar to this one?

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Nope, like this one

I got some really bad tattoos

 

[DinkyDau]

Nope, like this one
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I got some really bad tattoos

And that is the reason dogs try to hump your leg, You Animal!

 

[WildMan]

Nope, like this one
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I got some really bad tattoos

Oh man! That's way "better"! For real man, holy ****.

Also, what the hell is going on with her head?!

 

[Nonliberal]

Oh man! That's way "better"! For real man, holy ****.

Also, what the hell is going on with her head?!

My finger is covering part of it but it's a bad tattoo also. It didn't look like that on paper but I never saw it through the tweakers eyes that did it.
Illustrator in Dallas Ga if you're wondering where that beautiful specimen came from