Have you lost something?

[mountainmoped]

THE REST OF THE STORY The motorcyclist woke up in the hospital and the doctor told him that his manhood was lost but not to worry as they were doing penis transplants there. In a few hours a nurse brought a 5 inch penis in a stainless steel tray and asked the man if it was satisfactory. The man said that wouldn't replace the one he lost. The nurse took it back and returned with a 6 1/2 incher. The man said that was like the one he lost, but he and the wife said they were hoping for a bigger one. The nurse took that one back and returned with an 11 incher. The man said that one would be good if he could get it in a different color.

 

[November Sierra]

Bypass ?

It very well may be someone that accused him of being gay

 

[BDR1]

Size and color please.

Probbly close to 3 inches..if it was mine it would be about 9 inches

 

[lostchild]

THE REST OF THE STORY The motorcyclist woke up in the hospital and the doctor told him that his manhood was lost but not to worry as they were doing penis transplants there. In a few hours a nurse brought a 5 inch penis in a stainless steel tray and asked the man if it was satisfactory. The man said that wouldn't replace the one he lost. The nurse took it back and returned with a 6 1/2 incher. The man said that was like the one he lost, but he and the wife said they were hoping for a bigger one. The nurse took that one back and returned with an 11 incher. The man said that one would be good if he could get it in a different color.

Did she then explain to him that anything over 10 inches only comes in black?

 

[Targetmaster]

Trade meet gone wrong??????

 

[Targetmaster]

Probbly close to 3 inches..if it was mine it would be about 9 mm

FIFY

 

[palmettomoon]

THE REST OF THE STORY The motorcyclist woke up in the hospital and the doctor told him that his manhood was lost but not to worry as they were doing penis transplants there. In a few hours a nurse brought a 5 inch penis in a stainless steel tray and asked the man if it was satisfactory. The man said that wouldn't replace the one he lost. The nurse took it back and returned with a 6 1/2 incher. The man said that was like the one he lost, but he and the wife said they were hoping for a bigger one. The nurse took that one back and returned with an 11 incher. The man said that one would be good if he could get it in a different color.

****ing hysterical!

 

[Blyco]

Man, the "lost and found" box used to have just gloves and umbrellas...

 

[mountainmoped]

That same hospital has a deaf gynecologist. He reads lips.

 

[Gimmebackmybullets]

Must not have been worthy of taxidermy.
Because a lot of stores in Alabama, would have had it hanging over the entrance door, for advertising.
Would have been a landmark. Like the big chicken is to Marietta