Good news and bad news.

richs · Apr 5, 2016

went to the doc today and got good news and bad news. The good news is I don't have arthritis, the bad news it's rigor-mortise.

JWC · Apr 5, 2016

richs said:
went to the doc today and got good news and bad news. The good news is I don't have arthritis, the bad news it's rigor-mortise.

Oh my goodness, I can relate to that statement!!!!

Ghost941 · Apr 5, 2016

So you're dead and no one had told you yet?

coach482 · Apr 5, 2016

Are you like Chuck Norris and death is afraid to come for you?

Plinker66 · Apr 5, 2016

Rub castor oil into it twice a day and you'll be fine.

MuleShoe · Apr 5, 2016

IF THAT DONT GET YOU TO MOVING TAKE A TABLESPOON!

MacTavish · Apr 5, 2016

Plinker66 said:
Rub castor oil into it twice a day and you'll be fine.

Rub Bacon on it for instant relief.

Lockout · Apr 5, 2016

Rub tusin in it

deller · Apr 5, 2016

Walk it off.

Dingo · Apr 6, 2016

MacTavish said:
Rub Bacon on it for instant relief.

Also scares terrorists away!!! :cool: