Final decision disposing of cremated remains of a terrible person.

[Dan Muk]

Break into Hairy Honcho's butt plug factory and dump his ashes into the rubber vat. There it will mix with the rubber that will be used to mold butt plugs for men. He can spend eternity being run in and out of strange men's assholes.

LMFAO!!!!

 

[Glorfindel]

Seems like the trash can or a hole in the woods is the simple solution. Plus it looks like the google says flushing them down the toilet might not be good for your plumbing.

 

[palmettomoon]

A-holes are A-holes in life and that doesn't change in death. I absolutely hate it when people get all weepy about folks that didn't deserve a second thought when they were breathing, and nothing's changed since they're gone.

The simplest thing to do that requires no effort from you is toss the urn in a garbage bag & dispose of as you would any other garbage.

This may be the most brutal, honest obituary ever | CNN

'Evil does in fact die'

www.cnn.com

 

[CostaRicaBound]

I'd give you my ex-hole's address, but that would just be too mean. To your brother, that is.

 

[WinstonSmith]

A concentrated lye solution.

 

[NWSharpshooter]

We faced a similar dilemma when my stepbrother passed. Honestly, I have no clue what happened to his remains as none of us cared enough to give it any thought. I think his ex-wife got them, but I can't be sure. We certainly had zero desire to desecrate his remains, but none of us cared enough about them to give it any thought.

 

[palmettomoon]

The weirdest thing I've seen (and participated in) when disposing of cremains is shooting them from a black powder rifle/cannon volley at the gun club. It was the wish of an honored club member so we obliged.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Toss him in the trash.

 

[Hayata]

Dump 'em in the Okeefenokee swamp.

 

[K79540]

Interesting...I've spread the ashes of both my parents... in this case I would still have to respect the dead ...no matter the type of person simply because it is your people...bad is God's place to judge ... not saying he isnt...but there may be some form of bad karma if you find yourself playing the dealer of such a fate...walk cautiously with this one