Fanboy Poems...

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Dinduwalkie

'Twas everling, under monson sky, as Din and Du skeelunked about,
all perapt to hit a lick.
They kopped their blades with eager thoughts.
Seeking a kerbazzled vic.

Beware the Dindus, my railfore friend! The feet that chase, the hands that mace.
Beware their parsidian gafflestacks, and remember they tend to run in packs.

He took his gleening gun on waist, and walked along at brisk pace.
Consuing every alley past, and scanning grayzores at distance vast.
Prepared was he to endfall thee who would impuze his task.

And as his tredlong route unwound, a Din and Du came both around.

"Give all your ammonds; give what we wish! Or we will huck you like a fish!"

Bang-bang, Bang bang! His weapon roared. Warm brass cases tossed to floor.

Tranzicated through meat and lard, Din and Du went down hard. Though prior plans had gone awry, they never thought that they would die.

Norse mythology?

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Fox in socks
with Glocks in box
puts a cap homie's ass.

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Norse mythology?

Inspired by the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll, published in 1871.

 

[BLIP]

Inspired by the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll, published in 1871.

I should have known!

 

[godawgs90]

I start my day with a P-01
After all, it's loads of great fun
By the time I'm in jammies,
I pick up my Rami
Get in bed, my CZ day is done.

 

[JDS556762]

This morning is cold
My father is old
He's grumpy and mean
But still got some steam
I ride in his van, SBS in hand
He knows he's the driver
And I'm the gunman.

 

[BDR1]

This morning is cold
My father is old
He's grumpy and mean
But still got some steam
I ride in his van, SBS in hand
He knows he's the driver
And I'm the gunman.

Now thats pretty good....your a poet and I bet you didn't even know it

 

[JDS556762]

Now thats pretty good....your a poet and I bet you didn't even know it

I knew it i just never like to spew it

 

[BDR1]

I knew it i just never like to spew it

There you go again. .whatever you say you can make it rhyme every time...lol

 

[BLIP]

I made a mistake and purchased a SCAR
Put it for sale here then bought an AR
Again on ODT
And take it from me
I would be better off with a car