Famous quotes

[greg vess]

Here I sit on a cloud of vapor
Some damn fool used all the paper
So I shall not sit here and linger
Look out ass hole here comes my finger.

 

[THREEJAYS]

Never never never microwave gorilla glue

 

[l33571]

“Pistols put holes in people. Rifles put holes through people. A shotgun, at the right range with the right load, will physically remove a chunk of **** off your opponent and throw that **** on the floor, and you will have to get someone to come clean that **** up with a shovel.”
-Clint Smith

 

[l33571]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
-Roy Batty

 

[the_great_white]

Never never never microwave gorilla glue

Tell me what happened to yours before I go potentially destroy mine.

 

[bensskateshop]

In for pics or video...

 

[bensskateshop]

What does it take to change the essence of a man?

 

[THREEJAYS]

Tell me what happened to yours before I go potentially destroy mine.

I promise I didn’t do this but according to a recent post someone did

 

[cskiles]

What does it take to change the essence of a man?

I think it takes a thorough ass-whooping by Steven Seagal...

 

[MattN1985]