Don't do drugs unless it gives you X-ray vision.. Then you should do drugs

[300AAC-hoghunter]

Take a "Read Minds" pill and call me in the morning . . . . . .

Take the increase bust size pill and I'll see you tonight

 

[SAR 6114]

"Contact you physician if erection GROWS more than four INCHES."

^^^^^FTFY^^^^^^

 

[SchmittZoid]

Postulate me this . . . .

What would happen if one took one of everything? Ya know addicts cannot constrain themselves to just one . . . .

Kinda like potato chips?

 

[300AAC-hoghunter]

Postulate me this . . . .

What would happen if one took one of everything? Ya know addicts cannot constrain themselves to just one . . . .

Kinda like potato chips?

You sir have clearly taken all of it since you moved it to stupid stuff

Now that you have taken the X-ray pill.. What finger am I holding up behind this paper?

 

[PA4476]

Communicate with animals. Because I would love to know what my dog is thinking......

 

[sinac84]

30% more brain power no question. That way I could invent something that could make me millions and retire quickly.

This.

 

[BIKER13]

30% more brain power for some on here and they would be able to compete with a penis chair

 

[WWG]

Communicate with animals. Because I would love to know what my dog is thinking......

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I'd say right now he's saying "them titties sho feel good"

 

[dial1911]

Kind of a toss up here... 30% more brain power would be a winner. However, x-ray vision vs. the blackjack/poker tables in Las Vegas could also be a big winner

 

[Targetmaster]

"Contact you physician if erection last more than four hours."

To hell with that, contact the wife and tell her to come home early