Dedicated to all the seniors out there ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.

[testdepth]

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.

 

[MuleShoe]

I totally agree!

 

[Nat]

 

[fattboyzz]

 

[geezer]

A young bull talking to an old bull says “Hey, let’s run down the hill and **** us one of those cows“…..The old bull says “how about we just walk down there and **** them all”…….

 

[georgiahawkeye]

Couldn’t be said better!!

 

[Jambo]

I remember reading something similar years ago. A KC135 tanker was shepherding a group of F15s across the Atlantic on a 14 hour flight. After tanking one of the F-15's pulled in front of the KC135 and did a barrel roll, then came over the radio: "I'll bet you wish you could do that!"

To which the pilot of the KC135 replied "That was really cool! Can you do that again in a few minutes so my co-pilot could see it? He's in the back taking his steak out of the microwave."

 

[basstracker89]

A young bull talking to an old bull says “Hey, let’s run down the hill and **** us one of those cows“…..The old bull says “how about we just walk down there and **** them all”…….

Amen!!

 

[Gingerbeard Man]

Airbus pilot also had a little rendezvous with his favorite flight attendant in the cockpit.

 

[pavogrande]

Well, if I go any slower I will be in the box---