Dad....about your will.

[shotgunman]

My daughter walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your and Mom’s will by leaving my share to any charity you choose."

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said “Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're quitting school to go work together on Hillary's election campaign.”

 

[Bonecollector]

lol

 

[Hayata]

lol

 

[Bonecollector]

Wouldn't surprise me. At all.

 

[Shooters Edge]

Damn

 

[ShrekOneil]

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

 

[Patronus]

LOL.

 

[shadowchaser59]

sounds like a plan to me lol

 

[strider12]

Dad sounds like a real scum bag.

 

[Porter Rockwell]

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Great quote!