Coyote... Want to know a sure fire way to P.O. the wife

Kalashnikov

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I am sure this has happened to everyone but here it is anyway.

While sleeping you are awakened by your wife saying hey there is someone on the porch! You grab your nightstand gun, flip the momentary switch on the weapon mounted illumination device, scan the immediate area and notice there are glowing eyes right outside the window next to the bed. Think to yourself that's odd the only thing that is supposed to be there is a White Adirondack Chair you take a second to figure out what is going on... Wait that is a Coyote, you line up your sights and squeeze off a shot... This is immediately followed by a WTF that fat ass cat scratched the **** out of me, you punched a hole in the screen and something about her ears ringing! You really can not keep them happy all the time can you
 
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