Colon cleanse

When I'm feeling skippy, the wife and I'll split a 10 pack of crunchy taco supremes. I'll put six in a large bowl, crunch them up, smother them with Fire sauce and chow down. I call it a poor man's taco salad.
Poor Man's Taco Salad...

Wife woke me up from a late afternoon nap. Said she picked up tacos on the way home from work. God, I love her. She did forget my Diet Mountain Dew, which helps the cleansing process.
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Wife woke me up from a late afternoon nap. Said she picked up tacos on the way home from work. God, I love her. She did forget my Diet Mountain Dew, which helps the cleansing processView attachment 3671540

Just askin'........
Could she have waited until you woke up on
your own then announced the good news?

if I was in same situation, after wiping sleep from
my eyes and asking where the tacos reply would be:
"oh, I already ate those just letting you know
why I won't be cooking dinner tonight".
Which also means she woke me up on purpose.
(teach that sumbich to take a nap while I do errands)


Way back when I bought sack of Krystals I'd
take 2-3 of the 'beef' wafers out to add together
in one bun and throw the extra bread away.
 
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wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal​


I figger that among the
"ghosts of foods past" lurking in my colon
ARE bits of indigestible pseudo-beef from all those 49 cent tacos and 59 cent tostadas that
I ate at Taco Hell in the early 1980's.

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