Cattle Guards

[Clarke123]

> Cattle Guards
> YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
>
Another one about our chief executives and their continued embarrassment to the USA !
>
> You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.
>
> For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
> cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
> in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across
> highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some
> reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they
> fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
>
>
> A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report
> that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado
> ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he
> ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle"
> guards immediately!
> Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try
> to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe
> Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards
> were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
>
> 'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards
> and their families be given six months of retraining! '
>
>
> And these two guys are running our country,
>
> OH MY SOUL!
>
> Passed on to you without further comment...
>

 

[mfoster]

Them cattle guards are mean,especially if you have little feet.

 

[3clicks_Off]

Caution: Cattle Guards sure are slick with wet sneakers.

 

[teearr]

In the interests of equal time..............................

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

 

[Targetmaster]

michelle Obama was a speaker at a High School, her husband, President Goofy was sitting next to the faculty members, as she went into her tirade about Black Students should be treated better than Whites, a teacher whispered to another teacher, "She should be hung", Goofy hearing this and wanting to defend his mate, leaned over and replied, "She is, and it's bigger than mine".....

 

[Clarke123]

Keep it up guys ... this is getting better and better as we go!