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> Cattle Guards
> YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
>
Another one about our chief executives and their continued embarrassment to the USA !
>
> You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.
>
> For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
> cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
> in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across
> highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some
> reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they
> fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
>
>
> A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report
> that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado
> ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he
> ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle"
> guards immediately!
> Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try
> to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe
> Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards
> were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
>
> 'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards
> and their families be given six months of retraining! '
>
>
> And these two guys are running our country,
>
> OH MY SOUL!
>
> Passed on to you without further comment...
>
> YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
>
Another one about our chief executives and their continued embarrassment to the USA !
>
> You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.
>
> For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
> cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
> in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across
> highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some
> reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they
> fear getting their feet caught between the rails.
>
>
> A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report
> that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado
> ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he
> ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle"
> guards immediately!
> Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try
> to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe
> Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards
> were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
>
> 'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards
> and their families be given six months of retraining! '
>
>
> And these two guys are running our country,
>
> OH MY SOUL!
>
> Passed on to you without further comment...
>