At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin, and….

[GAK9]

Throw it into the crowd to see who’s next.

 

[Torn]

At my funeral I want everyone to be given a stun gun and the last one standing gets all of my ****.

 

[Hayata]

I want to have a big ODT swap meet at my funeral with open bar...

 

[imawoodsman]

I spit out my Tea, Guys!

FUNNY stuff right there

 

[Sleepr71]

Bring out the strippers,the midget mud wrestlers… and open the bar

 

[BillsCamino]

I've attended two Irish funerals...and got the hangovers to prove it.

 

[MattN1985]

Throw it into the crowd to see whos next!

 

[basstracker89]

Only on the ODT........

 

[mfoster]

I want someone to use my phone and tell all my friend—-Thanks for Coming—- during the service

 

[Boogar Presley]

Slide me into the oven and set me free