Any of y'all ever get great advice from your dad?

[mfoster]

My dad said have your ass home by 12 only thing open after that is legs.

 

[palmettomoon]

My dad said have your ass home by 12 only thing open after that is legs.

That's when you sneak out man!

 

[HERMET]

We need a thread where we can pass on good (or bad) advice for the younger generations to ignore.

 

[bilgerat]

When I was a teen my Dad gave me the best advice I ever needed , he said “Son, if your at the honkytonk and your dancing with a gal, if she too big to pick up off the dance floor and swing around … don’t take her home with ya!!!

 

[the_great_white]

When I was a teen my Dad gave me the best advice I ever needed , he said “Son, if your at the honkytonk and your dancing with a gal, if she too big to pick up off the dance floor and swing around … don’t take her home with ya!!!

That's horrible advice....do you have any idea how many more times you could have gotten laid if you hadn't have listened? Back me up here ARCman47

 

[HERMET]

That's horrible advice....do you have any idea how many more times you could have gotten laid if you hadn't have listened? Back me up here ARCman47

Nobody loves a fat girl...but oh how a fat girl can love!

 

[the_great_white]

Nobody loves a fat girl...but oh how a fat girl can love!

 

[yardboss1]

 

[Just Plain Bill]

I think I put this on another thread one time but my Dad told me, "Son, marry a good cook. Sex may get old but you'll always be hungry."

Glad to say he was both right and wrong. Sex hasn't gotten old but dammit I am always hungry!

 

[testdepth]

In regards to women:
The only thing wrong with women is they are female.

In regards to being married to a woman:
It's better to be happy than right.