heard honey virtually never expires... correct?
There is no "virtual" to it. It never expires. If harvested w/ too much water, it might crystallize, but never goes bad. I've read that they found honey in the pyramids that was perfectly edible.
ETA: we are talking about natural raw honey, not that "imitation" crap that comes from the supermarket. That stuff is more sugar water than honey. But, it still may not expire?