I am in, just not very witty. But i've seen that knife before? I was a chubby kid. My parents sent me to fat camp. I was nervous, but my big brother said, "As soon as you get there, stab the fattest kid you see. No-one will mess with you." I get off the bus at fat camp and some kid runs straight up and stabs me.
Uhh... Brain freeze on witty. Dang "I Feel Pretty" song from Anger Management keeps running through my head, but I'm too tired to try to make a funny out of it.