Alabama Jokes

[Rambler]

How do you practice safe sex in Alabama? Close the tailgate on the pickup truck.

What does an Alabama divorce and a tornado have in common? Somebody is going to lose a house trailer.

 

[Rambler]

If a husband and wife get divorced in Alabama are they still brother and sister?

 

[Just Plain Bill]

I got arrested once in Alabama. I was charged with smuggling in books.

 

[Just Plain Bill]

How does an Alabama cheerleader keep her ankles warm?

Her panties!

 

[Beulah Land]

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Oh goodness…

 

[teearr]

How do Alabama college boys get a co-ed into their dorm room.

They grease her hips and push real hard.

 

[heystranger]

A Ga. Game warden and an Alabama Game warden found a dead coyote laying across the state line. The Alabama Warden says, Is he from Ga. or Alabama you reckon. The Ga. warden says, I can look at him and tell you he is from Alabama. The Alabama Warden asks, How are you so sure. The Ga. Warden said, Well he has chewed off Three legs and he is still in the Steel Trap. !!

 

[alleycat]

Of course the tooth brush was invented in Alabama…..if it was invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush

 

[lostchild]

 

[beaver]

What do you call a pretty girl in Alabama. A tourist