A woman is seeking $1 million from GEICO

[rockyfatcat]

She's suing GEICO because she hooked up with a dude in the backseat of his 2014 Hyundai Genesis, and got HPV as a result! Even though they didn't use protection, she still feels GEICO owes her a payout because this guy has a policy with them.

https://www.audacy.com/kluv/latest/woman-suing-geico-after-getting-std-in-car

 

[Bypass]

The judge will laugh her out of court.

 

[41mag]

Bwahaha !!
Could you imagine the precedence it would set ??


(WTF is HPV anyway ?? Human Pamplona Virus ?? )

 

[Gaffer1968]

The judge will laugh her out of court.

She and her lawyer are looking for "go-away" money. Quick payout to just disappear and shut the hell up....

 

[Bypass]

Bwahaha !!
Could you imagine the precedence it would set ??


(WTF is HPV anyway ?? Human Pamplona Virus ?? )

Her pimply vagina? LOL

 

[Gunanddoglover]

I hope it goes to court, she loses and has to reimburse all cost for a frivolous lawsuit.

 

[Gaffer1968]

Her pimply vagina? LOL

Next thing after losing out on this, she'll be suing the high school she dropped out from for not having forced an HPV shot on her those few days she actually showed up...

 

[Gaffer1968]

She's suing GEICO because she hooked up with a dude in the backseat of his 2014 Hyundai Genesis, and got HPV as a result! Even though they didn't use protection, she still feels GEICO owes her a payout because this guy has a policy with them.

https://www.audacy.com/kluv/latest/woman-suing-geico-after-getting-std-in-car

The names of plaintiff and defendant(s) are a matter of record. There is a reason why HER name isn't mentioned.

 

[41mag]

Her pimply vagina? LOL

Bwahahaha ! Thats capital man ! Her Pimpy vagina !!

 

[BillsCamino]

Geico's 15 minutes.......

Must have been Hump Day