A man in Ghana reportedly "chopped off" his own penis while he was "half-asleep."

[rockyfatcat]

Man "chopped off" his own penis while dreaming about "slaughtering a goat"

Kofi Atta's wife arrived home and found him "sitting on a chamber pot full of blood, with his penis in his hand," according to reports.

www.newsweek.com

 

[mountainmoped]

They call him Shorty now.

 

[mountainmoped]

They call him Shorty now.

 

[Gingerbeard Man]

I'll bet he loudly exclaimed, "Ohhh no! My penis is a Ghana!!!"

 

[pipewrench]

He saw the end he had never seen before.

 

[THREEJAYS]

Wonder what would have happened if he’d been fully asleep

 

[DinkyDau]

He bobitized himself!

 

[Triptones]

New nickname “Stumpy”

 

[Farmer 2]

It won’t be long now