25 year veteran ER doc tells the truth!

[moosensquirrel]

 

[Psilloh1]

Now tell us exactly what you were looking for when you ran "up" on this little gem??
its ok just tell the truth ..... we really don't care......

Think maybe it had something to do with:

Gorilla Glue
A Mictowave
Bedroom shoes
Bedroom pants
Molten hot lava
And a couple “Catalogs “….

 

[xrayman]

As an old xray tech I have seen a lot of these slip and falls but the best thing any of them said was this one person who said they wish he had tied a string to it. Light bulbs, coke bottles, beads, more vibrator s than you can count ( a lot of them still humming) a window sash weight, the biggest was a Maxwell house coffee jar, and lots of vegetables and yes a gerbil in some one too, it scratched a hole in the colon before it passed away. Yes we know all the stories and can figure out what's true and what ain't.......fun days.....

 

[basstracker89]

Now tell us exactly what you were looking for when you ran "up" on this little gem??
its ok just tell the truth ..... we really don't care......

He already told us about the glue bottle, it's all downhill now.......Bless his heart.......

 

[basstracker89]

Think maybe it had something to do with:

Gorilla Glue
A Mictowave
Bedroom shoes
Bedroom pants
Molten hot lava
And a couple “Catalogs “….

I nearly fell out of my chair...................

 

[basstracker89]

As an old xray tech I have seen a lot of these slip and falls but the best thing any of them said was this one person who said they wish he had tied a string to it. Light bulbs, coke bottles, beads, more vibrator s than you can count ( a lot of them still humming) a window sash weight, the biggest was a Maxwell house coffee jar, and lots of vegetables and yes a gerbil in some one too, it scratched a hole in the colon before it passed away. Yes we know all the stories and can figure out what's true and what ain't.......fun days.....

If you ever figure out what possesses a person to think that's a good idea..................

 

[basstracker89]

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Sounds like all democrats

 

[BillsCamino]

Hold my beer...oh, wait...never mind. I got it...

 

[GAK9]

Think maybe it had something to do with:

Gorilla Glue
A Mictowave
Bedroom shoes
Bedroom pants
Molten hot lava
And a couple “Catalogs “….

Yep. Now we know, right palmettomoon ?

 

[palmettomoon]

As an old xray tech I have seen a lot of these ........ and yes a gerbil in some one too, it scratched a hole in the colon before it passed away.......fun days.....

OMG. I can't believe that imagery hasn't been used in a horror movie.