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IN! the Manager of the Atlanta Zoo has one rare Gorilla and she is getting old and to fly in another one to mate would cost 10s of thousands so the manager spots a zoo keeper he thought to himself. "he looks like he could please a woman of any species" so he asks the zoo keeper "would you be willing to mate with the gorilla for 500 dollars" and the zoo keeper says " well let me think about it and ill tell you at the end of the day" so the manager finds the zoo keeper at the end of the day and says" well will you do it" and the zoo keeper says "I'll do it but under 5 conditions. 1. she has to wear a Dale Earnhardt forever T-shirt. 2. All the babies have to be raise southern baptist. 3. I wont kiss her on the lips. 4. Not no one can never know what I done. and 5. I will need another week to come up with the 500 dollars.....
 
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