“Got drunk, got hungry, fell asleep.”

[kimchee45]

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“Got drunk, got hungry, fell asleep.”
WOW ! That 'Smoke Alarm' would wake the dead !

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[Falcon1]

This has actually happened to me....Along with a roommate putting a frozen dinner in the microwave for the conventional oven time.....

 

[HfdSARG]

You need to STAY THE **** OUT OF THE KITCHEN, no seriously STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN. It's trying to kill you.

 

[Bennyboy]

We've all been there my friend (pizza rolls, toaster oven).

 

[kimchee45]

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HONEST !
THAT DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME !

None of you believe me. Do you ?

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[Old Patriot]

You took the words right out of my mouth. Been telling him to stay out of that killer kitchen. It's only a matter of time until BAM!

 

[brad sweet]

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“Got drunk, got hungry, fell asleep.”
WOW ! That 'Smoke Alarm' would wake the dead !

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my brother in law...asleep in front of the stove on fire...damn should have let that one burn

 

[Just1more]

My daughter put microwave mac and cheese on without adding water. Lit up like kindling.

 

[Fear Itself]

I'm guilty of the frozen pizza with the stupid cardboard under the pie! What do you expect from a $4 pizza and a satchel of brew at the beach condo. Glad my wife was paying attention!

 

[kimchee45]

My daughter put microwave mac and cheese on without adding water. Lit up like kindling.

Scary !
Did you have to use the fire-extinguisher ?

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