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  1. Up close and running away

    It's the male equivalent of a high heel shoe with interchangeable work and sneaker soles. When you just can't decide what you might need...
  2. Everyone needs one of these.

    Put some mustard on that volume!
  3. Just sitting in the car waiting for the old lady to get ready and come out.

    Those hair salon appointments are real bladder-busters.
  4. Crab Legs got Folks trippin'....

    DA is where the real money is.
  5. Crab Legs got Folks trippin'....

    That's easy: Irresponsible people leaving valuables unattended.
  6. Favorite Boortzisms

    "download another tricycle motor" was one of my favorites. Neal Boortz, Royal Marshall and Belinda Skelton: Perhaps the best three deep, talk radio show cast of all time.
  7. Curious to read any cop suckers' excuses for this....

    Knuckleheads in every group. Just have to weed 'em out. It helps when they out themselves with videos. I wonder how many legit convictions did or will get overturned because of those assholes.
  8. My best friend is a dead man...!

    I remember those memory typewriters. All the rage in their day. "trash80" was a great PC. Mine was the Model 3: Had the cassette when I first got it, eventually added dual 5.25" floppies. The grinding noises of those stepper motors...classic. It worked for about than 30 years, including...
  9. My best friend is a dead man...!

    My experience pre-dates personal computers. A Honeywell mainframe via a modem (phone earpiece/mouthpiece cups) and attached printer terminal. Dial the mainframe manually, listen for the tone, put the handset in the cups. The terminal used a roll of thermal paper. Then, my high school, very...
  10. Financial planning….

    Your phone is going to start ringing with offers, from would-be creditors anxious to get their hands on that 11 minutes.
  11. Watching Platoon. No wonder they couldn’t hit anything.

    Alec Baldwin is jealous.
  12. Learning the art of welding.

    Nothing like a little welding to finish up the workday. At 4:57pm on a Friday.
  13. You have got to try these.

    How did they get the bones out and still get such a perfect, donut shape?
  14. Famous quotes

    From my cold, dead hands.
  15. Santa Claus is training…..

    For Chicago, the sleigh needs to be a technical. The reindeer need kevlar and plates.
  16. Another reason to not loan out your tools.

    The Snap On guy is gonna laugh and say no to that warranty claim.
  17. This is the kind of moron you are living around.....

    Lots of drama to be found on Nextdoor. It's like TikTok for Karens. Unfortunate, because it's otherwise useful for things like keeping track of local crime, finding lost pets, helping nearby neighbors with problems, etc.
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