An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the pub one night. His car is weaving all over the road.
A cop pulls him over and say "where have you been"
"Why I have been to the pub of course" slurs the Irishman
"Well it looks like you have had quite a lot to drink. Did...
A Man and woman were sitting at a bar and she said: "I'm Carmen. I gave myself that name because I like cars and men."
The man at the bar said: " Well, allow me to introduce myself! I'm BJ Titsandgolf "
Whenever people get in my car/truck they know to look at the gas needle. I have run out of gas in every car/truck I have owned, not on purpose but just the gambler in me. My old IH Scout ran out sitting in the garage, it evaporated after I drove it into the garage a few days earlier. What was...