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  1.

    Please, Don't Get Offended with My Text at 4:36 am

    Solared power. Gets dark and it doesn’t work.
  2.

    Pissed off my bosses today...

    Got to be more to come. How did they react.
  3.

    hate lunch thieves

    My brother pumped a jelly donut with a grease gun. Left a couple for his boss.
  4.

    Know your Eclipses

    Musta been a virgin
  5.

    If your fellow ODT'r was a vehicle.

    Just had to.
  6.

    recognize these 2?

    Officer Don lived around the corner from us. His daughter was in the same class as my sister. I would see him at the local store and would be star struck. Another one was Guy Sharp. His daughter was in my sisters class too. Would see him at school occasionally.
  7.

    All of Us that Are not Retired yet:

    I am now a taker, not a maker. Got my 1st SS check last month. I get to sleep a little later, but I make sure I wake up for nap time.
  8.

    Help me caption this meme...I'm stumped.

    Never know when it will kick in.
  9.

    If yall know any meth heads

    Corner store there has fatback, egg and cheese biscuits. I stop there just for them.
  10.

    It just occurred to me... part Deux!

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  11.

    It just occurred to me that some of you ...

    Is that you on the bottom?
  12.

    FS: Scooter (only dropped once)

    At least he didn’t have far to fall.
  13.

    Need new furniture?

    Truth in advertising.

  14. Just a little to honest in an ad on FB for Jacksonville FL For Sale group

    Well at least it does something for your sex life.

  15. What made you decide on the username you use?

    Beagle name. Odie was our kennel name.

  16. In The Shuffling Madness...

    I think Jethro Tull was a inventor of a plow. I think a plow or wheel was the cover of an album around 1972
  17.

    Who else can relate to this?

    One of the ladies I worked with ring tone was “asshole calling “.
  18.

    Burying The M.I.L into concrete, was it?

    I told my wife to cremate me and mix the ashes in the cow feed. Let them spread me all over the pasture.

  19. GET CHE MONEY OUT, IVE GOT ME A FOOTBALL GAME

    Only better. Only Fans good too.

  20. Viagra pills

    I take 2 just so I can wash it.
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